Wednesday, 17 June 2009

• Horny Middle Aged Women *RED ALERT*

   Last night was beautiful.

  I was at the bar with my boyfriend and a bunch of his friends that I know.  None of mine really go because all my friends are scattered everywhere seeing as I've moved 8 times and now live about 40 minutes away from all of them, except for one girl who works this morning, so she didn't go last night.

  My BF hosts karaoke there. It's a lovely bar, lovely.

  It really is.  I get drunk off my ass and have a good time talking to people and watching drunkards sing comically.

   

  

  I don't actually know those girls ^.  This is just a random internet photo.

   

  The crowd mostly consists of post-college age young adults, most of them misfit guys.  A few middle-senior men.  And a few middle aged-senior women. 

  It's like a geeky sausage fest with a few aging tacos thrown in.

   

   

  

   

  

   

   

  OK, sorry for the nasty references.

   

  Anyway.  You must know that a woman hits her sexual peak in her 40's.  So given the fact that there are so many young guys in the bar, the old biddies go apeshit.

  

  They jump all over the young men on the karaoke stage, feeling them up and grinding on them.

   

  One woman last night grabbed at least two guys' crotches and groped others, on stage.  The gay bartender had to escort her out.  Later that night, after the woman caused a commotion outside and the cops had to come and deal with it, the bartender explained that she was hitting the man she came to the bar with, started grabbing the bartender ( Don't know if it was sexual or not) and then, according to the bartender, "I threw her facedown in the dirt and sat on her."  I know, I know.  He may be gay but he is still a man and should not harm a woman.  But this woman kinda had it coming. She was sexually assaulting a lot of guys last night, and while entertaining, she bothered a lot of people.  If Mr. Bartender had to throw her down and sit on her in order to calm her down (or maybe excite her, who knows) so be it.

   

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